when someone says “ten years ago” I think about the 90’s not 2003
My little blue tac snowman is still sitting on the keyboard at work from last week. I might keep him as a desk pet and see how long he lasts….. What to call him?
How to ensure everyone you work with knows you are a complete plonker….burn your foot so well on the electric heater you can see the heater grill marks on your burnt skin. Pain…. Muccchhhhh pain! #ouch #burn #idiot
I came in like a wrecking ball
What other 3 year old randomly changes the toilet rolls for new ones? ‘Mummy there wasn’t enough tissue for all the poos’ …. ‘I changed it…’
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
Is this the same artist who made the original for this
how women actually are
accurate description of the female sex.
last christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died
I have been waiting all year to reblog this